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"Oh guys… it's so OP." 🐺🔴
Nearly 2 MILLION views. You watched it. You screamed. You may have hidden from Noah. Now it's time to wear the proof.
The Shhh… I'm a Werewolf Adult Tee is the official uniform of every dad, uncle, and older brother who absolutely did NOT get scared — they were just strategically retreating.
Soft. Lightweight. Just the right amount of stretch to run from whatever Noah throws at you next. 👀
🐾 What You're Getting:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — light enough for stealth mode
Pre-shrunk fabric — survives the wash AND the full moon
Side-seamed construction for a clean, flattering fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Comfortable and flattering for all body types
⚠️ Disclaimer: Fabric is slightly sheer in lighter colors under certain lighting. Wearing this tee does not guarantee immunity from jump scares. Noah is unpredictable.
$23.00
Nearly 2 MILLION views. You watched it. You screamed. You may have hidden from Noah. Now it's time to wear the proof.
The Shhh… I'm a Werewolf Adult Tee is the official uniform of every dad, uncle, and older brother who absolutely did NOT get scared — they were just strategically retreating.
Soft. Lightweight. Just the right amount of stretch to run from whatever Noah throws at you next. 👀
🐾 What You're Getting:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — light enough for stealth mode
Pre-shrunk fabric — survives the wash AND the full moon
Side-seamed construction for a clean, flattering fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Comfortable and flattering for all body types
⚠️ Disclaimer: Fabric is slightly sheer in lighter colors under certain lighting. Wearing this tee does not guarantee immunity from jump scares. Noah is unpredictable.